“In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.” -An anonymous casino boss

Pure gold. LMAO.

Keno is awesome, obviously

At least someone is winning!

PEEPSHOW Starring Mel B. & Kelly Monaco to Open at Planet Hollywood Casino

Tickets are on sale for performances of PEEPSHOW, the sexy new production set to open at
Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.

Peepshow (Emily Winton Images)

And not the crappy watered-down free casino drinks either; make it a double Grey Goose and Redbull

A hilarious post on Silver Oak Casino News about the Top 10 Things to do in Vegas (besides gambling).

4. Go see some dumb magic show or whatever.
5. Eat your own body weight in food at a buffet. Note: Buffets for under $10 are a thing of the past. If you do happen to find one, give the crab-salad a wide berth.

Funny.

It's always good to plan a strategy for scoring free drinks in Las Vegas