If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven’t studied the games enough. ~VP Pappy

He wouldn't be scared in a casino. Would he?

“In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.” -An anonymous casino boss

Pure gold. LMAO.

Keno is awesome, obviously

At least someone is winning!