If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven’t studied the games enough. ~VP Pappy

He wouldn't be scared in a casino. Would he?

“In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.” -An anonymous casino boss

Pure gold. LMAO.

Keno is awesome, obviously

At least someone is winning!

PEEPSHOW Starring Mel B. & Kelly Monaco to Open at Planet Hollywood Casino

Tickets are on sale for performances of PEEPSHOW, the sexy new production set to open at
Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas.

Peepshow (Emily Winton Images)

The 91,000 ton boat features four indoor and outdoor pools, a gym and day spa, eight bars and cocktail lounges, a world-class restaurant, cinema, shopping boutiques and a casino.

The biggest ship ever to dock in Newcastle, England.

Read about this crazy big boat.

Lights on the Tyne Bridge in Newcastle, waiting for the largest boat to ever dock there

Celebrities make the trip to Crown Casino include actress-turned-poker player Shannon Elizabeth, tennis star Andy Roddick and Baywatch’s Pamela Anderson

Former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson is rumored to be taking part in the Aussie Millions Poker Championship at the Crown Casino in Melbourne, which runs from January 9th to the 26th.

Read about Pam and her poker exploits here.

Pamela Anderson - quite a distraction at the poker tables

A very funny casino bus trip

A large, modern bus, with three comedians aboard, entertained the guests. The comedians had a captive audience and everyone enjoyed the entertainment.

Sounds like a blast, I hope made side bets which comedian would suck the most. Hard to deal with a tough crowd when you have no chance to “exit stage left”. I only hope they served lots of booze to water down the gamblers.

Story can be found here.

Gambling on a bus. Pit stops are allowed for pee breaks and ATM stops.

British supermodel Kate Moss won 50,000 pounds playing Roulette in a casino

Apparently it was no big deal when it happened and she was barely even excited.
I guess it’s small change when you can afford to spend as much as she does on illegal substances.

Read the full article over at Javno.

Kate Moss leaving a casino with her stash

And not the crappy watered-down free casino drinks either; make it a double Grey Goose and Redbull

A hilarious post on Silver Oak Casino News about the Top 10 Things to do in Vegas (besides gambling).

4. Go see some dumb magic show or whatever.
5. Eat your own body weight in food at a buffet. Note: Buffets for under $10 are a thing of the past. If you do happen to find one, give the crab-salad a wide berth.

Funny.

It's always good to plan a strategy for scoring free drinks in Las Vegas

Barkley had a casino that threatened to sue him, for not paying debts(I’m not even sure how a casino lets you leave owing them money…I’m going to try that next time I’m in Vegas)

A great rant about Charles Barkley and how much the writer dislikes him.

Sir Charles hits up the poker tables in a casino. (deadspin images)

Flamingo Casino in Las Vegas Hosts $50,000 Beer Pong Tournament

Beer pong is a drinking game in which players throw a ping-pong ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in one of several cups of beer on the other end. (Wikipedia).

Seems Vegas will make up a tournament for anything. My question is this? Should Beer Pong be a professional sport?

Casino is an Academy Award nominated 1995 crime drama film directed by Martin Scorsese

Last night I went to the casino and won $400 playing slots

Welcome to Casino Sentences

This is one of the strangest blog ideas I’ve ever had. I’m not sure yet how it will pan out, but essentially it’s about making up and reporting on sentences (hopefully funny ones) that contain the word casino.